Ever take a plane? Like it? I guess it's alright just that if the plane ride didnt stretch up to like 2139082392387534875 hours. I'm gonna be flyin for 16hours-ish tomorrow? It's one thing that you would have to sit for almost freakin forever, another would be that you would be freaking bored. So what do you do when you fly? Ohkay this is getting boring and I do give a damn of waht you do when you fly so just leave your stupid comments in the tag box.
Anyway so let's spice up this post.
Ever heard of the Mile High Club? Here you go...
The mile high club (or MHC) is a slang term applied collectively to individuals who have engaged in sexual intercourse while on board an aircraft in flight. There is no known formally constituted club so named. However, since "membership" of the "club" is really a matter of an individual asserting they have qualified, the qualifications for membership are open to some interpretation.[1]
Some people attribute the allure of the club to the lower atmospheric pressure in the flight cabin, which they claim increases the intensity of orgasms.[citation needed] Another explanation is the vibration of the airplane, which may make arousal easier.[2] Others say they have fantasies about pilots or flight attendants, or a fetish about planes themselves.[3] For many others, perhaps the majority, the appeal of joining the MHC is the thrill of doing something taboo and the thrill of the risk of being discovered.[4]
THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA!
So yeah I guess some horny dudes got so so so bored on the plane one day and they decided well, to mate with their opposite gender partners. Therefore, the Mile High Club was born! I should prolly ask around about this club tomorrow on the plane.
Well anyway,I guess there are other interesting/ upright/ righteous things you can do on the plane...
Say join the Mile High Club? or maybe join the MHC?
Jackin off an elephant? Wait they wouldnt let an elephant on the plane...
Ohkay maybe you could watch the movie, listen to some music, mess around with the strangers around you, pick your nose, pick the nose of the person who's sitting next to you. Yeah, fun stuff like that which of course will keep you outta trouble. Duh!
Anyway you should watch this video by the WONGFU PRODUCTIONS.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
This funny thing about blogging
So yeah as technology advancement burgeons and is readily accessible nowadays, more and more people like me do the blogging. People, unlike me, would blog how their days were, how their weekends were, how their nights were, how their schools were or how this guy or girl is being an ass. BORING WITH A CAPITAL B, O ,R, I, N AND G.
The thing is people do give a damn to read on such boring contents. Also, usually bloggers put this little box on the side where people can leave comments. This is where the fun part comes. Every now and then some bored, weird-looking, hair growing, nose-picking, food-eating, air-breathing people leave mean comments. Things they leave would be something like "Hahaha, you gay ass. Get a life!" or "A@#!@erdqsdf!@e$d!dASFasdf41@$#@RDGET^$#%" or "Hey sexy, you look handsome, wanna date?" or "LOSER" or "@#$@rfwe$#tgf^$#!%!!!!@!re@!#r@r@r@rSUCKadAD#@$@#$Balls!"
You get my point. And the next blog post you see would be how the blogger emo about his/her tag box. "OMG WHOEVER DID THIS SUCKS, HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL! ROAR!"
Then you remove the tagbox.=D
Another scenario would be how people gossip about you or diss you because of what you wrote on your freaking blog about break-ups/ family problems/ pregnancy/ murder/ homo intercourse you had. You go home, started cursing the world and cry your ass off. It's not anyone's fault but yours. Yes, blogging- a diary made public on the NET. DIARY, isn't that something you keep a secret as? DUH but due to the advancement in technology and the STUPIDITY of blogger even diary is made public.
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU BLOG, THINK TWICE! or not think at all=D
The thing is people do give a damn to read on such boring contents. Also, usually bloggers put this little box on the side where people can leave comments. This is where the fun part comes. Every now and then some bored, weird-looking, hair growing, nose-picking, food-eating, air-breathing people leave mean comments. Things they leave would be something like "Hahaha, you gay ass. Get a life!" or "A@#!@erdqsdf!@e$d!dASFasdf41@$#@RDGET^$#%" or "Hey sexy, you look handsome, wanna date?" or "LOSER" or "@#$@rfwe$#tgf^$#!%!!!!@!re@!#r@r@r@rSUCKadAD#@$@#$Balls!"
You get my point. And the next blog post you see would be how the blogger emo about his/her tag box. "OMG WHOEVER DID THIS SUCKS, HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL! ROAR!"
Then you remove the tagbox.=D
Another scenario would be how people gossip about you or diss you because of what you wrote on your freaking blog about break-ups/ family problems/ pregnancy/ murder/ homo intercourse you had. You go home, started cursing the world and cry your ass off. It's not anyone's fault but yours. Yes, blogging- a diary made public on the NET. DIARY, isn't that something you keep a secret as? DUH but due to the advancement in technology and the STUPIDITY of blogger even diary is made public.
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU BLOG, THINK TWICE! or not think at all=D
Homostylic
Well today, I woke up at 12 noon. Took a shower and went for lunch.
Yeah so and then I studied for a bit and I started Youtubing. Omg and I saw this coolass video.
So anyway yeah, this is gay and it's not the way I roll. Peace.
Yeah so and then I studied for a bit and I started Youtubing. Omg and I saw this coolass video.
So anyway yeah, this is gay and it's not the way I roll. Peace.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)